
The October sun sets over a packed Franklin Street on Evansville's west side for the 2010 Fall Festival
Feeling like I should be wheeled through my front door in a wheelbarrow, Homestead Hottie, Darling Daughter and I have happily returned home from our yearly trek to the West Side Nut Club’s Fall Festival. Billed by the Guinness World Book as the second largest street festival following Mardis Gras, the Fall Fest is a mecca for all things fried and unusual to eat.
The atmosphere is frenetic even before you make your way down to Franklin Street. The neighborhoods surrounding the event are packed to the gills with cars, each vying for a free parking spot alongside a curb or looking for the homeowner offering up their driveway at the cheapest price. Once parked, hoards of festival goers stream down alleyways and sidewalks, many making what is considered to be a yearly and week-long pilgrimage to the midway rides, games and festival delicacies.
Stretching down four city blocks on Franklin Street, 126 different food booths await your temptations. There is the local favorite of fried brain sandwiches to the unusual like Pig Lickers (chocolate covered bacon), Jalapeno Slushies or even a baked potato stuffed with alligator meat. Some of the offerings seem downright disgusting and that is part of the event’s fun, seeing who can eat the most stomach twisting creation. [Check out the 2010 Fall Festival Munchie Map here] For your information, I have not pushed myself to try the fried brain sandwich yet. I downright refuse to eat a Pig Licker (bacon should never be marred by chocolate) and unfortunately didn’t make it to an alligator booth to try out their offerings (I mean how bad can it be when it supposedly tastes like chicken).

Homestead Hottie and Darling Daughter plot the food booths to hit on the 2010 Munchie Map
What did we get to? Darling Daughter loves mac ‘n cheese and I had it on good authority that the Fried Mac ‘n Cheese balls were a must this year. Conveniently that booth also was offering the much talked about Eagle Egg. The Fried Mac ‘n Cheese Balls were impressive in size (nearing that of a tennis ball) with a delicious looking golden brown fried crust. I nearly burned my poor daughter’s tongue off with the molten cheesy interior and had to do lots of extra blowing before she could dig in. While impressed with the oozing mac ‘n cheese interior, she was less impressed with the fried coating and tossed it off the to the side of her stroller’s tray. I thought they were delish myself needing only a touch of a salt and pepper
The Eagle Egg is an inventive take on a plain old hard boiled egg. Instead, the egg is peeled and dipped into a batter loaded with tiny bits of breakfast sausage and then plunged into a waiting bath of fryer oil. Presented to you cut in half, the Eagle Egg was at the very least edible. I thought a sprinkling of salt and maybe even some white gravy to dip the Eagle Egg into would have made it that much better. I can easily see this making a breakfast buffet somewhere in America’s Heartland.
Our next mission was to find items that didn’t gross out Homestead Hottie and Darling Daughter. If you enjoy a good corn dog every now and then, you can’t miss another yearly favorite: the Pronto Pup. Made with a pancake batter instead of a corn flour, Pronto Pups are fluffier and sweeter than a typical corn dog. Homestead Hottie liked hers but wished for a dipping sauce. Darling Daughter wouldn’t even go for a bite and instead wanted to play with the stick. As our side dish, we meandered down a booth or two to pick up a basket of Fried Green Beans. It’s a personal favorite we discovered at last year’s Fall Festival and one we now seek out at other fairs. Darling Daughter approved, wolfing most of her green beans down and sticking a stray one or two up her nose for good effect.

Homestead Hottie enjoys her first Pronto Pup and seemingly approves

Darling Daughter opts to not dig into her Momma's Pronto Pup but instead wants to play with the stick
Next up, the ubiquitous desert. I desperately wanted to try the Fried Butter to get that curiosity out of my system but couldn’t locate the vendor on the map. It was disappointing but probably better that way as my arteries will relish not having to pump even more toxic sludge through my system. Homestead Hottie opted for a Fried Snickers Bar while I jogged across the finger licking crowd on Franklin Street to nab some Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Both deserts were amazingly gooey but good in a most sinful way, heavy enough to keep you sleeping with the fishes should you make your way into a body of water.
Our stomachs began to swell almost as rapidly as the dinner crowd was packing into the 89th Annual Fall Festival so we decided to pack ourselves back home. Darling Daughter, amazed by the sights and smells, was worn out and yearning for her pre-bedtime soak in a warm bath. Homestead Hottie and I were ready to loosen our pants and get out of the personal bubble violating crowd (don’t go if you’re a germaphobe, are grossed out by even grosser people pigging out or do poorly at handling many inconsiderate people in shoulder to shoulder crowds). We usually like to hit the festival mid-week during the lunch hour when it’s quiet but the Fall Festival is a must-do, at least once to see what all the talk is about.
We had another great time blitzing the street fair. We ran into some great friends, enjoyed some good festival food and clogged our arteries for some great causes in the process (all booths are run by non-profit organizations and are major fund raising activities for their year).

Our Darling Daughter was amazed by all the big fair rides but still managed to stuff her face with Fried Green Beans while not even looking
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